June 24, 2012

Horse Fly

Horse flies are annoying critters. I guess they are called horse flies cause they like horses? I used to think they didn't bite, but boy was I wrong. We were also told that they puke with each foot or something? Anyhow, the best way to kill a horsefly ever (without any help from technology), is to place both hands above where the fly is resting, and clap them together very quickly. The pros are that the fly will fly right in between your clapping hands, stunning and/or killing him. The cons are you get bug guts on your hands. Do not try the Karate Kid stuff; that stuff is best left to professionals.
a horse fly on a window ledge