Can you say tetanus? Actually, tetanus resides in the soil, not on rusty metal. Rusty metal just happens to usually be on the ground. Tetanus is no joke, but thanks to immunizations, it only causes about 31 cases in the US a year. I remember my arm hurt like hell after I got a tetanus shot in grade school. Made me wary of the government conspiracy to vaccinate us all and turn us into robots. Luckily, I grew up, some other haven't as now we get to see whooping cough make a comeback. This post is now the official worst digression ever from the picture. The turkey is kinda neat, and you have to love the synergy.