Well, I know by now I won't be a hunter. Nevertheless, I still managed to capture this beautiful Christmas tree and strapped it to the roof of my suburban recreational assault vehicle. OK, so I tipped some guy to tie it to the roof. And no, we didn't cut it down ourselves. Like any real suburbanite, we got it at Lowes, and it lasted three times as long as a friend's tree that was fresh cut in the woods.