October 31, 2012

Apple

People who try to give out fruit or healthy snacks on Halloween probably only do it once. Consider it a form of suburban justice. Your house is marked as worse than those that have all the lights shut off and the drapes over the windows; at least they could conceivably be out of the house. Or the people with the empty bowl of candy that says take one; did they really put any candy in there to begin with. No, the folks trying to give apples out on the most holiest of kid's days end up with white tissue paper on their trees and eggs on their house. I didn't partake in these illegal acts; there were kids far better it than me with priors already. 
red apple with no bites