Old Milwaukee Swedish Bikini Team Poster

I was dismayed to see someone else had an image of the poster on the internet since I thought I would be the only one dumb enough to hold on to this, or have a cool enough wife to let me keep it. Not sure if you are even allowed to upload pictures of posters with copyright and all. Searching for answers got me nothing but legal mumbo jumbo. Wikipedia seems to think that if the image represents something that is being critically commented on, then it is fair use, like a music album cover. So, here is the critical commentary: this poster is funny. We wrote quotes on it after seeing another, much cooler group of people with posters of Vanilla Ice, etc. with funny quotes. Hence the "yup, yup!" Anyhow, this beat the stereotypical Animal House poster of Bluto and the one with the two girls in their underwear hugging. This image is not for reuse as I obviously don't own the copyright.

Resturant Beer Sampler

Ah, the drink sampler. Especially made for those of us with an undiscriminating palate who would just want something wet to drink. You get this cool little place mat, with fun facts that you can read when out loud when the conversation hits a lull. You can share tastes of your sampler with others who are deciding to decide, becoming a hero among the group. Finally, the best of all, you can tell the waitress who asks you which one you have decided on that you have not, in fact, decided on one, and run the sampler back again.

Volcanic Beach Sand in a Piton Beer Bottle

This is volcanic beach sand from Anse Chastanet resort on St. Lucia. Piton was the local beer and it was delicious, sort of like Pennsylvania brewed Yuengling (not the stuff from Florida). I digress. The beach was the prettiest I have and will ever see. If you go, you must do all-inclusive for the sole reason of enjoying "Happiness on the Beach" where they bring you a bucket of Pitons and spray you with this cool water peppermint. I look at this bottle of the sand and am almost instantly taken back there.

Sand & Shells in a Beer Bottle

Having done the sand-in-a-bottle trick before, I thought I would change it up this time and try and put all these little seashells in the bottle, giving a cool little mini seashell display. It didn't work; the bottle looks like it is simply filled with sand. If I had more time, and more ambition...maybe. The shells/sand were taken from Sandbridge beach, south of Virginia Beach.