Straight Razor

Why shave with a straight razor? This blade is ultra-sharp, at least as sharp as a scalpel. It looks cool, and feels like a manly thing to hold and use. Probably a better idea to go get it done professionally rather than risk life and limb. However, I've always been a fan of connecting with my cave-man: drinking water out of cupped hands; petting a dog; etc. You know you are in trouble when you start watching YouTube videos on "how to shave with a straight razor." Thirty degree angle my ass.

Pantyhose for Shoe Polishing

While I was never in the military (but wanted to be), someone close to me was and when it came time to transfer the manly art of shoe shining, I was informed that a girl's nylon was the best final buffing tool. Ironic, but really works. Just never ask to "borrow" some from your significant other as she most likely want them back when the look like the stylish pair(?) below.

Folded Fitted Sheet

Miracles can happen to you. I finally folded my first fitted sheet.