Green Lamborghini

Sweet ride. The only thing I can find wrong with it is the green. Green is my favorite color, but I always imagined having a white Lamborghini Countach. Whatever, I'd piss myself to be able drive any make Lambo in any color.

Yellow Corvette

The US has lagged behind, IMHO, in the world of sports cars. By far, we make the best muscle cars, and isn't that what America is all about? But we have no super cars, at least that I know of. Nothing beats the Corvette for my dollar. Yellow though, not so much. Besides, got to stay true to little red corvette.

Porsche Panamera

Because it is the only four door Porsche ever (besides SUVs). I am going to design a car with no doors. Not like the General Lee from Dukes of Hazard where they just jumped in the windows to be cool and probably because their jeans were too tight to bend their legs.

Mercedes 300TD

Diesel powered cars should be more available in the US. Most of the inherit problems have been taken care of, e.g., weight of the engine, noise, etc. I suppose we just resist foreign intervention, sort of like soccer. For the record, I like soccer, but will never call it football. Just like I love global warming in the winter, not so much in the summer. We need more diesel engines and to paint all of our roofs white. Related Link: 10 car models that come in diesel that you might not know about (MSN).

'56 Chevy Nomad

Seems practical.

100,000 Mile Odometer

I dislike the recent contrived commercial with the gentleman who recalls some of the best miles on his Volvo or whatever. Or maybe the commercial simply the recalls the moments, hence the contrived adjective. Arthur C. Clark coauthored a book called the Light of Other Days, were it was possible to go back to any moment in time and view what happened using worm holes or something. Basically, all of our lives would became one giant DVR. Some rebelled by living in the dark as much as possible. Others figured what the heck and just started having sex in the street. Weird. So maybe that is what this commercial is all about: worm holes. Yeah, so I hit 100,000 on the CRV, the air conditioned died soon thereafter at 103,000 and now I count the miles until I will be cool again.

Audi R8

Think it is an R8. I took this about 50 yards from the Ferrari I shot a couple weeks ago. Probably should just go to a car show...

Ferrari 458

Does Ferrari make cars in any color but red? And who cares? This thing has the curves of a supermodel.

Parallel Parking Win

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in awhile.

Red Porsche 911

Double feature quote day!

"Porsche: It's a little too small to get laid in, but you get laid the minute you get out of it." -Crazy People
"Porsche. There is no substitute." - Risky Business